After using my faithful Sony Ericsson for 2 years and 10 months, I've decided to put it to rest in a beautiful coffin and got myself an iPhone. Wouldn't have gotten it if I had to wait 2 months for it, which is why when I found out that I could get it at Pavillion without waiting, I thought screw it..no more contemplating which mobile I should get and just get the iPhone. So, that's what I did. Whole experience with Maxis was pretty shitty to be honest. They had nice people tending the counters but the have the silliest policy. Stress.

Walked in on Tuesday and was told that I couldn't get the phone because the main line was under my dad's name (I'm under the family plan) which is pretty ridiculous. If you can send me a bill under my name and IC number, you can damn well allow me to purchase the fricken phone with my IC. While I understand that some kids try to change their plans and get phones whilst using their parents credit card, for heaven's sake stop being so by the book. I'm 24 and you've been billing me for 2 fucking years and I've been paying my bills for 2 bloody years and all of a sudden you're concern that I'm trying to con my father.....seriously. I even got my dad to go to a Maxis Center to authorise the transfer but nooooooo both of us had to be present just to change it. Fat boy got so fed up that he changed his number-_-" Anyway the guy at the counter was nice enough to reserve the phone while fat boy had to drive me down to Malacca so that my dad could transfer the ownership of my number back to my name.

         To opt out of the family plan = RM50
         To opt in to a value 30 plan before I came back to KL to change to iValue = RM30
         Petrol down to Malacca and back = RM50
         Toll = RM32

Sigh... the things we do to get the stuff that we want. Fat boy was nice enough to not complain that he had to drive me back after work and back again just so I could get the phone. Just really glad that there was no long 30 - 45 days wait and I managed to snag one n the spot. I'm all happy happy joy joy now and hoping that it lasts till the end of the month when I receive my credit card bill *cringe*

Current Mood: Like a kid on Christmas Day
Current Song: Green Day - Oh Gloria

Microsoft unveils Microsoft Cibai! Wow.. I can now officially say it without cringing. To those who are still in the dark, refer to these links:

http://josh.my/2009/05/microsoft-cibai-microsoft-names-new-software-after-slang-term-for-vagina/

And

http://research.microsoft.com/apps/pubs/default.aspx?id=78035

I would really really love to see a kwai lou unveiling the product and explain it to the masses:P Trust microsoft to come up with a product named Cunt...

Current Mood: Amused
Current Song: Danny Gokey - PYT

I'm going to keep this short and simple. I love you baby for.... all the late night Milo's, tucking me in, your stupid jokes, being my there whenever I needed a shoulder, allowing me to bite you... and also... for everything:) Happy 3rd year, by! To many many more annivesaries to come. MUAHHHHSSSSSSS

1. Gaban!

2. Baja Hitam. Sizzling hot *drools* or at least he was in my 7 year old mind

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA OMFG HAHAHAHAHHAHA!

3. Voltron, Transformers and Thundercats after naptime

4. GOOD cartoons and none of that new animated crap on Cartoon Network these days. Days when cartoons still look like cartoons.

5. Sumi jelly...yummmm

6. Nap time everyday!

7. 6p.m Malaysian drama on TV2. Days when we still produced good TV drama.

8. 20 cents ice pop that mom wouldn't let me have but I bought it on the way home from school and tried not to get any on my shoe.

9. Buying tikam tickets from the shop after school. I once won RM1 from a RM0.10 ticket. Ahhh the junk food that it bought me the next day....

10. Care Bears and My Little Pony

11. Smurfs!

12. The smell of salted fried peanuts and ikan bilis with white porridge that greets me when I come home from school.

13. Skipping through kampung roads after school and stealing fruits. Free pomegranates! Mom never had to worry that somebody would kidnap me.. unlike now, take your eyes of the kid for 1 second and someone else would swoop down and take them away.

14. I loved Power Rangers and our government had to spoil it by censoring the word MORPHING because it sounded like morphine..so it became "It's *tooooot* time". Retarded.

15. Malory Towers and St. Clares....I then spent my time daydreaming about going away to boarding schools and doing scenes with my sister... damn lame.

16. Playing dress  up with my sister and always getting bullied cause I was 6 years younger. So I was always the patient, the wicked witch, the old beggar lady....basically anything ugly and I went along with it cause I was just happy that she would play with me-.-"

Mom said I looked like E.T. So that was my nickname for a long while

17. Hantu Galah... I was always the hantu cause I never caught ANYone. Same goes to police and thief. Damnit! I really sucked at running games

18. Yearly trips with my family and not having to worry about packing cause mom did everything.

19. Monthly trips to the bank and electric company to pay bills with mom which meant I get to have my choice of fast food for lunch. There was no such thing as paying bills in the post office or via internet those days so it meant taking the bus downtown and spending the whole day out Buses then were a whole lot more reliable as well.

20. Dancing around the balcony nakie and nobody thought it was inappropriate...

21. Wall's Romero and Top Ten with the chocolate rice. They don't make ice creams like that anymore

Current Mood: Cold
Current Song: Adam Lambert - Track of My Tears

I'm going to take a break from being all depressed and do a review on the Twilight series. If you're planning to get it because somebody told you it's a deep meaningful read. DON'T DO IT! You should only read the book for the shallowest and most superficial reasons... like,

-Fulfilling your need to be in an abusive relationship where you absolutely have no life and no interest of your own and where your entire universe revolves around your partner

-You think that Edward Cullen is hot in the movie *wink* and you just want to imagine him a lil' while longer:P

-Achieving your dreams of having a handsome-bad-boy-stranger-with-no-personality-whatsoever-except-brooding come to your rescue everytime you get into trouble

-Like me, you just want to be a teenager again and read about your angsty self and what you wanted a relationship to be like....emotionally abusive. Not that I knew it back then that it was unhealthy.

Then again, it wasn't all that bad. You really need to keep an open mind and not read too much into the meaning of the book. Like I said.. LIGHT reading. Read into it too much and you'll end up like me and have a love hate relationship with the books. Ok...maybe love is too strong a word. Moving on to the books.

There are NO deep meaningful messages that are waiting to be found. The editors did a whack job with the book because the transition was really bad. Characters are talking to one another from different corners of the room and out of nowhere comes the phrase "She looks up into his mesmerising-dazzling-adonis-like-flawless-amber-golden-whatschaschnizit eyes". Geez... I know vampires move fast but wtf... since when was she in his arms?! I had to re-read the page TWICE just to be sure that I had not gone cock-eyed and missed the sentence. The whole series was like that and it got progressively worst from book to book. Stephanie Meyer also has the tendency to over-remind us of how perfect and marble like Edward Cullen is..going as far as to compare with him to Adonis and Michaelangelo's David. As for the plot of the story, well, plot smotch, who needs a plot when you have fantabulously beautiful people prancing around and looking at each other as well as having angry bringing down the house kinda sex which no one reads about because it's all blacked out.

Conversations in the book are really really corny. It's like watching a very bad porn with cheesy lines and somebody blanked out all the good parts. In Breaking Dawn, Edward actually turned to Jacob and called him "My son"....nevermind the fact that his daughter is this creepy kid growing at the speed of light and would reach age 17 physically when she should only be 7 year old and would probably be humping the "shapeshifter" by then. So it's not OK for Harry Potter to be spewing out magic, but it's ok to encourage themes like abusive relationships, pedophilia, becoming suicidal when your boyfriend leaves you.... I really need to sit down. Like we don't have enough suicidal teens with low self esteems, Meyer started droning on and on about how Bella only felt that she shone (in every sense of the word) after she was immortalised and became superbly beautiful, agile, yada yada the list goes on.*cue eye roll*

I can't even bring myself to start describing how much of a Mary Sue Meyer made her characters out to be. Bad books aside, I still think that Edward Cullen is hot in a strange vampire cum stalker kinda way and since I'm out RM160, I'd better enjoy the superficialness of the story that has no plot. Sigh~ I think I need help.

Current mood: Happy cause it's raining:D
Current song: Copeland - Walking Downtown

The worst feeling in the world is wanting what you KNOW is utterly impossible to have. Makes you feel all crummy because there's absolutely NOTHING that you can do or even try to do to obtain it. The lack of control that I have over this stupid want is driving me insane. Sigh~

Also..I feel a lil' crazy when I find the sound of my laptop's keyboard therapeutic. I know my recent posts have been very negative and emo but it's what I've been going through of late. Even I feel dark when I re-read all my posts. Anyway since I'm not particularly feeling very cheery and bubbly, I'm not gonna pretend that I am. I've gone off the pill so that my emo-ness won't take over and I've been pretty much able to control both my temper and emotions as they have not been unleashed all over the place. Pretty proud given that I would have loved to rip somebody's head off..I didn't. However I still pretty much feel the need to jab a screwdriver into his car and drag it ALL over and say "Oops! I couldn't control my temper." and shrug it off. Fucking retard. Be a bloody man and own up to your own mistake. Don't give me the bullshit about how you have a temper and how you can be a loose cannon. It doesn't make up for the lack of professionalism and leadership skills that you have. Think of who you're getting into trouble with and who you are dragging down with you before you fucking talk. Urgh.. fricken disgusted. Honestly the epitome of blatant stupidity and even that is an understatement.

Current Mood: Bloody pissed
Current Song: Everclear - AM Radio